Is anyone else enjoying all the jokes at Tesco's expense? I am loving them!
Here are some of my favorites!
I couldn't sleep after eating Tesco's burgers. I had night mares.
I was in a Tesco café. The waitress asked me if I'd like anything on the burger, so I said “Yes, a fiver each way”.
There was an old woman who swallowed a horse, she'd been to Tesco, of course.
Leave other horsy-Tesco jokes in the comments!
(Personally, I am not worried about eating horse – but it shouldn't be labelled as beef!)